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| Gilderoy Lockhart---The Movie Part 3! |
[05 Aug 2003|10:02pm] |
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Yes, folks! You read it right! Part 3 of my story is finally up and here you have it! I cried after rereading it because it was so good! I hope you all will too!
Harry woke up suddenly, and uncomfortable feeling in his stomach. He got up, walked out into the common room and sighed. He missed Lockhart so much. "I know," he said to himself. "I'll go sleep in his room." He left Gryffindor Tower, and was headed towards Lockhart's office, but just then he heard screams coming from Gryffindor Tower. He ran back and muttered the password to the Fat Lady. He stopped dead in his tracks. It was Remus Lupin, the werewolf.
"Rowr! I'm going to bite all you children!" Lupin exclaimed. Hermione screamed and ran to Harry for protection.
"What's going on in here? asked a voice from the doorway. It was Gilderoy Lockhart, dressed to kill in his pajamas. All the girls blushed and giggled.
"Lupin's tryhing to bite us, Lockhart!" Ron exclaimed.
"I'll get rid of him!" Lockhart yelled with a smile. "Never fear, children." He then walked up to Lupin, who growled menacingly and gave Lupin a good hard punch. Lupin fell to the floor, unconscious.
"Hooray!" Everyone exclaimed. "Lockhart! Lockhart! Lockhart!" They all chanted.
Lockhart grinned. "What can I say? I'm just too good to be true!"
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The next morning, everyone was talking about how Lockhart had defeated Lupin, who had been carted off to Azkaban.
"He's so brave," Severus Snape sighed. "I'd do anything to be like him.
"Now now, Severus, you have many admirable qualities too," Albus Dumbledore reminded him.
"Like what?" Severus replied hotly. "I'll never be as good as, as smart as, or as handsome as Lockhart so I might as well just go jump off a bridge!" He then got up and ran from the room, sobbing. Lockhart looked over at him sympathetically. "I'll go see after him, Headmaster," Lockhart said. He then got up and went looking for Snape.
Well there you have it folks! Isn't it glorius? The work of a true artistic genious! I'll be expecting compliments on my work quite shortly, of course!
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[30 Jul 2003|06:50pm] |
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Oh my! Has it really been that long since I've updated this thing? I've made promises and then didn't fulfill them. I'm terribly sorry to all my fans, friends, and Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes. You see, I am quite a busy man, answering my fan mail and all. But wait! I have good news for you all! I am currently working on part 3 Gilderoy Lockhart--The Movie! I swear to you all, it will happen! I will try to have it up at the end of this week!
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[19 Nov 2002|12:05am] |
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Fans, friends, Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes, I have some rather sad news for you all. You see, the real reason I have not been updating as much is because I have been unfortunate to suffer writer's block. That is the real reason it is taking so long to write the script. I am so sorry to disappoint my fans who are desperately hoping to wake up each day to see the next part of the script posted. Rest assured, I definately will get back to writing the script as soon as I am able to.
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| Goodness Me! |
[18 Oct 2002|01:23am] |
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"Ten Things I Love About Me"--Gilderoy Lockart |
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Fans, friends, Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes, I must apologize for denying you the pleasure of my journal entries the past few months. I've been busy this summer, and, would you believe it? I forgot I actually had a Live Journal until recently! Rest assured, comments will be answered as soon as possible and I will get back to work on writing the rest of the script for Gilderoy Lockhart---The Movie. Again, my sincerest apologies to my fans and friends for denying you the pleasure of my presence on Live Journal.
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Got this idea from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jmgranger's journal! |
[02 Jun 2002|01:50am] |
</font></td> </tr></table> How Compatible are You with me? </center>
Try it and see how many compatible you are with me!
Oh, and I'm currently working on Part 3 of Gilderoy Lockhart---The Movie. Never fear!
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| Part 2! |
[29 May 2002|11:17pm] |
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As promised, part 2 of the movie script is up. However, it is shorter and includes less cast. Never fear though! I will make sure that most of the people on my friends list get a part later in the movie!
The cast for part 2 includes: g_lockheart, harry_p, hermione_g, ronaldweasley, malfoy_draco, and severussnape.
*harry_p and severussnape are walking to Potions class. *
harry_p: Please, Professor. Please let me skip your class so I can go talk to Lockhart.
severussnape: *glares at harry_p* Absolutely not, Potter! Do you think I'm stupid? You just want Lockhart to autograph all your stupid books and possessions. Besides, I need you to take over the class today. I..have to go take care of a few things.
*arrive at Potions class*
severussnape: Listen up, morons! I need to leave immediately, so Potter will be taking over today's class.
malfoy_draco: What?! Why him?
hermione_g: Please, professor. I can do a better job than Harry!
harry_p: *glares at Hermione* No, Hermione. You heard what Professor Snape said. I'm in charge!
severussnape: *pats Harry on back* Okay, Ptter. You know what today's lesson will be. I expect everything to go well. *spots Lockhart outside the door* Lockhart! Lockhart! Wait up! *dashes from room*
harry_p: Okay, class. Today we will be...
malfoy_draco: Not so fast, Potter. You can't teach this class. I will be in charge. I know what Professor Snape wants us to do today.
hermione_g: No! I'm smarter than both of you so I will teach the class!
harry_p: *rolls eyes* Okay, Hermione, Malfoy. We can all teach the class.
malfoy_draco: Okay, listen up, Gryffindorks! You all get zeros for today's lesson and all Slytherins get 110%!
ronaldweasley: No! That's not fair!
harry_p: Quiet, everyone! Let's begin the lesson. Okay, Professor Snape told me we all be writing about why we are glad Lockhart came back. Now wait..*realizes something* I know where Snape is! He's talking to Lockhart. That son of a bitch! He told me not to skip class because I wanted to talk to Lockhart, and he's doing the same thing! I'm so mad. I'm going to find him. Draco, you take over the class. *leaves*
*meanwhile*
g_lockheart: Severus, I'll be glad to help you find a woman, but really! You must stop begging. Women don't like men who seem too needy.
severussnape: *sighs* I know, I know. Please, Gilderoy, talk to Tabitha for me. I really really like her. Please. You're the best friend I've ever had.
*harry_p bursts into staff room*
harry_p: You lied to me, Professor Snape! Now I'm not going to go to that Backstreet Boys concert with you this summer!
severussnape: Potter, you promised! Damn. Now who'll I give that extra ticket to?
g_lockheart: I'll go with you, Severus.
severussnape: *beams happily at Lockhart* Would you really? *jumps up and hugs Lockhart* Thank you! Thank you! *looks at Harry* Potter! You're supposed to be teaching my class. You can talk to Lockhart later.
harry_p: *sticks tongue out at Snape and then leaves*
Well, what do you all think? That took many days to come up with! I'm so proud of myself :)
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| Movie Script! ^_^ |
[23 May 2002|07:32pm] |
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Hello again, fans, friends, and Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes! I've done it! I've started writing the script for Gilderoy Lockhart: The Movie. I've got part 1 finished so far. Here it is:
Gilderoy Lockhart: The Movie
Written By: Gilderoy Lockhart
Directed By: Gilderoy Lockhart
Plot: Gilderoy Lockhart saves the Hogwarts students from the evil werewolf Remus Lupin, Mad-Eye Moony, and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! While managing to get the girl (Julianna Granger)and bringing together Severus Snape and Tabitha Perry!
Cast for Part 1: g_lockheart, a_dumbledore, jmgranger, severussnape, tabperry, harry_p, hermione_g, gredandforge, ronaldweasley, and ginweasley
Part 1: Lockhart returns to Hogwarts
harry_p: I wonder who'll be our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher this year?
hermione_g: Well, whoever it is, he won't be as gorgeous or as charming or as enchanting as Gilderoy Lockhart. *sigh*
ronaldweasley: Well, as long as its not another werewolf like Lupin. *shudders*
harry_p: Oh, honestly, Ron! Do you really think Dumbledore would hire another werewolf? After he tried to bite us? *shudders at the mere memory of Lupin* Ugh, if I never see him again it will be too soon.
hermione_g: *nods* He was scary. So was Mad-Eye Moody. I hope Lockhart comes back.
*sorting ceremony over*
a_dumbledore: Welcome back, students! I have an anouncement to make! This year's Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher will be.....Gilderoy Lockhart! Yes, his memory has returned and he has so graciously agreed to return after I begged him on my hands and knees!
*applause and squeals*
jmgranger: Gilderoy Lockhart! My hero! I've been dying to meet him!
severussnape: Yes, Julianna, I am so happy he has returned. He's the best friend I've ever had. I really am so happy! *jumps up and down*
tabperry: *smirks at snape*
gredandforge: Ha ha ha! Look at Snape!
ginweasley: *giggles*
ronaldweasley and harry_p: *snicker at Snape's overenthusiam at Lockhart's return*
a_dumbledore: Ok, Gilderoy, come on in!
g_lockheart: *walks in*
*cheers and swoons*
g_lockheart: Hello, again, dear students and staff! I'm back! My memory has returned and I'm just fine!
harry_p: *jumps up from seat and runs to give Lockhart a big hug* Oh, I've missed you so much! I've been hoping and hoping to see you again and now you've come back! This is even better than...my parents coming back from the dead!
g_lockheart: Why thank you, young Harry. But really, *blushes* I'm sure you'd much rather have your parents back than me! *modest grin*
harry_p: *shakes head* Nope. I'd like them to come back, mind you, but seeing you again is even better. Oh, and Hermione's madly in love with you. *points to Hermione who blushes furiously*
g_lockheart: *walks over to Hermione* Hello, Miss Granger!
hermione_g: *squeal* Professor Lockhart! I love you so much! Please please please marry me!
g_lockheart: Hermione dear. You are very pretty and very smart, but you are only 14!
hermione_g: *bursts into tears and runs from the Great Hall*
ronaldweasley: *shakes head* You broke her heart, Professor. She even made out wedding invitations. *points to wedding invitation she made at the table.
Hermione Granger and Gilderoy Lockhart
Wedding date: tonight!
Everyone is invited!
g_lockheart: Dear dear, boys. She obviously spent so much time making that up. I hate to break her heart.
harry_p: *pulls Lockhart along* Who cares about Hermione? Come. Tell me where you've been keeping yourself.
g_lockheart: Okay, Harry, but after the feast, alright?
*spots Julianna Granger at staff table next to Severus Snape, who is still jumping up and down in excitement*
severussnape: Lockhart! Lockhart! Come sit by me! *pushes Julianna out of her chair. Julianna glares at him*
a_dumbledore: Calm down, Severus!
g_lockheart: *spots Julianna and love music plays* Harry? Who is that gorgeous creature?
harry_p: *annoyed* Oh, her. That's Julianna Granger, Hermione's cousin. She's a professor now.
*Lockhart stares at Julianna, who stares back and smiles sweetly*
End of Part 1
Well, fans, friends and wannabes, wasn't that terrific? I wrote that all by myself, thank you very much! Now, I must go work on part 2. Until later!
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| Gilderoy Lockhart---the name |
[11 May 2002|12:44am] |
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Well, dear friends, since many of you are analyzing your names, I thought I would as well! The name "Gilderoy" implys that you are magnificent, wonderful, gorgeous, and loved by everybody. You are quite lucky to be named Gilderoy because Gilderoy Lockhart is very famous in the wizarding world! You are so beautiful and wonderful, and such a natural leader, it is a wonder you are not the Minister of Magic yet! It is also a wonder you are not married yet, since so many women love you! You are also quite modest, not in the least bit conceited, though you are gorgeous and talented and famous and everybody loves you. At least you have not let fame go to your head! You are just lucky to be named Gilderoy, and if you are Gilderoy Lockhart, why then you are the luckiest man in the world!
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| I'm back!!!!!! |
[09 May 2002|01:10am] |
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My my, it has certainly been wahile since I have updated. I'm sure you all were going absolutely mad thinking the worst had happened to me. Perhaps some of even sent out search parties or alerted the Ministry of Magic about my "disapearance". Well, never fear, dear friends, fans, and Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes! I'm ok. Yes, yes, I know what you're all thinking. He scared us to death! It's easy for him to say he's ok, but he had us all worried sick! I'm truly sorry about that, but it wasn't my fault. You see, I accidently got in the way of a curse and I was stuck staring in the mirror all the time! It was like I was hypnotised! Luckily, my good friend Julianna came over to see me because had been extremely worried about me. She saw what had happened and cast a counter-curse and now I'm back to my normal, gorgeous, wonderful, enchanting, self. Thank you, Juliann! And I'm terribly sorry I missed your birthday, my dear. I hope you like the presents I got for you: Autographed photos of me! Plus, a complete set of all the books I've ever written, revised! Now, with a special introduction written by me!
Now that I'm back to normal, it is really time I start focusing on the movie I plan to make. I have lots of ideas, of course, I just have to get them in order!
I see I have new additions to my friend of list. I'll be sure to flatter you all and add you back!
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[15 Apr 2002|11:32am] |
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(Gilderoy Lockhart will be back, never fear! ;) The person who does the journal for Lockhart is unfortuantely bombarded with school work and so will not be able to update for awhile. :( )
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| A Song! |
[11 Apr 2002|01:05am] |
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"Rock You Like a Hurricane" |
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It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
I wrote that myself, thank you very much!
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| Who is this lucky man? |
[10 Apr 2002|10:08am] |
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I haven't a clue who he is, but I know one thing; he's pretty damn lucky to be like <i>me</i> ;) |
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[05 Apr 2002|10:44am] |
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Hello again, fans, friends, and Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes! Unfortunately, I've been sick this week so I haven't been able update too much. Not much has gone on lately though as I have been staying in bed. Yes, nobody has seen my gorgeous face this week! Bless you all, you probably went mad with desire to see it, but I can't help being sick! Don't want people to see me at my worst! Oh the shame, the shame! Bloodshot eyes, hair a mess, I couldn't even stand to look at myself in the mirror, mind you ;) Now, I've started writing down stuff for the movie this summer but there's a couple things that need to be worked out. First off, would you all be available to be in it? Second, who could I get to produce it? *frowns* What are you talking about, Gilderoy? Anyone would kill to produce a movie you are interested in making!
I've also noticed that Albus Dumbledore has a journal now! Perhaps we can talk soon and decide whether I can have a position at Hogwarts as a professor for next fall! Yes, I'm still quite hopeful about that.
Julianna is still in the infirmary. I'm going to send her lots of flowers and lots of candy, plus a few autographed copies of Magical Me. Why more than one? Well, one can never have too many copies of my books! Plus, Jules is such a good friend and I know she would appreciate it. I've decided to forgive Severus Snape for what he did. I think if Jules can forgive him, than so can I. He wasn't acting on his free will and he does feel guilty about it. Very guilty. I'm sorry I told him that he couldn't be in my movie. severussnape, you are free to play my best friend again. Yes, yes, you are certainly most welcome ;)
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| "Gilderoy Lockhart The Movie" Update! |
[31 Mar 2002|12:40am] |
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"I'm too sexy for my robes, too sexy for my robes...." |
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Hello again, fans, friends, Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes! I have exciting news for you all! Ladies, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I was recently asked to pose in PlayWitch, which is like the muggle ladies' magizine PlayGirl. The bad news is that I declined. :( I'm sorry ladies, but I'm very modest when it comes to my birthday suit! I would be blushing furiously and I would look horrible in those photos. :(
In other news, I have done more thinking about the movie I plan to make this summer. Gilderoy Lockhart The Movie. I just love that title! Have you ever heard of anything so perfect? *sighs* Its amazing what I can come up with! Anyway, I have added more people that could be in the movie. malfoy_draco, ginweasley, gredandforge as more of my favorite students! Also: tabperry, hanluvr, nezumichan...um..I haven't worked out their parts yet. Also: dobbytheelf and winkyelf as everybody's favorite house elves! If I've forgotten anybody, I'm truly sorry. Please tell me if you would like to be in my movie. Oh, and severussnape, you are definately not going to be playing my best friend anymore. Not after what you did to Julianna. I know you had your heart set on this. No, no, please don't beg. I have my mind made up.
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| Oh My! |
[30 Mar 2002|02:40am] |
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George Weasley has just sent me an autographed photo of his rearend! Why in the world would he want to do such a thing? He couldn't possibly dislike me, Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, Five Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award and Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive, Award, could he? *shakes head* It was just a mixup, I'm sure. Those boys adore me! And who could blame them? ;)
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| Out of character............. |
[29 Mar 2002|10:12am] |
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Well it seems that I have offended a few people with my portrayal of Lockhart, not meaning to of course. But I do get angry when people presume to tell me how to "play my role". I have made my Lockhart extremely narcissictic, even for him. "He" has said and done things even he wouldn't be likely to do. But I think I have every right to play him as I want. Many people who do role playing journals have made their characters do out of character things and I don't critizize them. I don't get offended by things that are not likely to be or have been done according to the books.
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| Julianna, where are you? :( |
[28 Mar 2002|01:29am] |
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I miss Julianna. I have not seen her beautiful face in ages. She has probably not heard about me winning Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive Award. She'd be terribly disappointed if she was the last to know. I think I will pay her a visit tomorrow. I just hope severussnape will not be mad. Perhaps its my imagination, but I've always got the feeling that he possibly does not like me. No, Gilderoy what are you thinking? Everyone loves you!
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| I'm so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[26 Mar 2002|01:20am] |
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Friends, fans, Gilderoy Lockhart wannabes, I have great news for you. I have just won Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive Award! Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: "Gilderoy, you should have won that award ages ago!" But they just started doing this, see? Its like the Muggle magazine People's Sexiest Man Alive (I bet I could win that one too, right? *Wink Wink* but this is great! Five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award and Now the Sexiest Wizard Alive Award! The awards keep piling up for the wonderful, beautiful, enchanting, charming Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, Five Time Winner of Witch Weekly'sMost Charming Smile Award and Winner of Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive Award! Ah, life is good :)
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I am so beautiful.......to everyone!
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